[Alex's gaze moves over Anders' form as he rights himself and he whistles softly.]

Well, at least you have the charm of a sea creature, Anders... I have absolutely nothing to say about this... The day I thought I'd turn into a Ferengi is... well.. okay, I never thought I'd turn into a Ferengi.

I can't believe I even know what one is.

[He palms his face and sighs, making a point of not touching his ear ridges. He knows enough about the species through television to know it won't go well if he touches them.]

No, it can't... it will be over before we know it, I'm sure.